but i just had to make note of some wierd things people have been saying lately!
the following are (mis)perceptions people have had about me lately, haha
"But I don't want to have the dinner party at Kim's* house. It's dirty. I want to have it at yours!" -Carmen
"Brynn, how do you get your teeth so white?" -Roice
"You look like you're up to no good." -some drunk guy at a piano bar
"You can fix my pants, right?" -several boys... on separate occasions... with pants that need to be donated to a dumpster
"So what you're saying is, that if I stop saying obscene things about your mom, you'll make me dinner?" -Drew
*name was changed to protect the innocent
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